List of Children’s Books that will never be written

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List of Children’s Books that will never be written

• You Were an Accident
• Strangers Have the Best Candy
• The Little Sissy Who Snitched
• Some Kittens Can Fly
• Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
• Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
• Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
• The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
• When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It
• Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
• What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
• Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
• Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
• You Are Different and That's Bad
• Pop Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games
• Babar Meets the Taxidermist
• Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
• The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
• Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mommy's Purse
• Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
• The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
• How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
• Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear
• Barney: The Prison Years

Bare Your Bookshelf

Research indicates that the average American Christian owns nine Bibles.... Meanwhile, there are many pastors in other countries who don't even have one.

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Joseph's Painful Decision

I think "poignant" is an appropriate word.

Caroling

Love the scabbard

Gabrielle's Santa Letter