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List of Children’s Books that will never be written

I don't remember where I found this...

List of Children’s Books that will never be written

  • You Were an Accident
  • Strangers Have the Best Candy
  • The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  • Some Kittens Can Fly
  • Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
  • Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  • Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  • The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
  • When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It
  • Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  • What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
  • Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  • Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
  • You Are Different and That's Bad
  • Pop Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games
  • Babar Meets the Taxidermist
  • Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  • The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
  • Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mommy's Purse
  • Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  • The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
  • How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
  • Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear
  • Barney: The Prison Years

Bare Your Bookshelf

Research indicates that the average American Christian owns nine Bibles.... Meanwhile, there are many pastors in other countries who don't even have one.

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Joseph's Painful Decision

I think "poignant" is an appropriate word.

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